Survivor Challenge-Warning: Nudity Involved

That’s right ya’ll...Princess is a playah....a Survivor playah. (As long as you don’t make me sleep in a hut, eat a maggot infested delicacy eyeball from a sheep’s head, or wipe my delicates with leaves and other random assorted jungle items.)


I will do ANYTHING to win Supah’s Survivor game. As evidenced from my picture, I am even willing to STRIP for peanut butter and chocolate to win. Forgive me Momma. Luckily for you I was wearing my boa...


It’s ON like Donkey Kong Meeko boys and the rest girls. The ghettofied, sweet tea Princess is challenging you to BRANG IT!








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This week’s challenge was truly a doosie for me. We were ordered asked to make a button (aka a “buff”on) that represented our Survivor identity in Supah’s game. In case you didn't already know it, I am HTMLtarded. (And yes, I had to double check to make sure I had the H.T.M.L. in the right order.) Thanks to Amber’s superfly button tutorial, lots of my fellow idiots competitors were able to complete the challenge.

Don’t ya’ll think I should be picked for the winnah? I mean...so what if some of the other contestants cheated used animation in their buffons? I’m NAKED for heaven’s sake!!!

Post It Notes: Edition #15-Sunshine & Vodka

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The Cheetah Woods Press Conference. Did you watch? What did you think? Do you think public figures should apologize publicly? Do you think it is sincere? What's your "skew." Write a post and link up on Thursday!

Oh Mercy Me...

Ok ya'll...I know I have been slack today. I didn't post all day and I have not read one single blog! *insert sobs* <----your sobs, not mine. *wink wink* Okay kidding...but hopefully some of you actually realized I hadn't posted yet today.


I have barely had time to return emails and you certainly have not seen me on Twitter. (Except for one quick blurb.) It's been THAT kind of day. And to top it off, the prince flew into Philadelphia for a big meeting in Delaware. 


I hope you yankees aren't expecting one of those massive snowfalls like you've been getting lately. If the prince gets stranded before he's supposed to fly home tomorrow, I'll be on Twitter putting a tweet out to all you complete strangers BFF's to give him a warm bed and a home cooked meal preferably some good ol' fried chicken, black eyed peas, cornbread, sweet tea, and peach pie of some sort to make him feel at home. Ya'll would do that if I asked, right? You wouldn't make the prince stay in the airport all night? That would just be plum unneighborly...


But don't worry ya'll...I'll do my best to be back tomorrow with your regularly scheduled Post It Note Tuesdays hosted by one of my favorite bloggers in all of bloggy land *insert trumpets* SUPAH MOMMY. If ya'll aren't already following her you are idiots have obviously not happened upon her yet or you have language standards.


And don't forget this week's hot topic on....





This week on the "skew."

The Cheetah Woods Press Conference. Did you watch? What did you think? Do you think public figures should apologize publicly? Do you think it is sincere? What's your "skew." Write a post and link up on Thursday!

Supah's Survivor Challenge #1

I am a huge Survivor fan. So when I heard that SupahMommy was planning a Survivor game...I was all in. We all got to pick a member from the cast, but I got to pick near the end and all that was left was like Coach, Randy, Tyson, and some chick I didn't remember. So naturally, I flipped a coin until it I didn't have to pick Coach picked Tyson. Tyson revolts me. But he's my guy...until he gets voted off. If he wins, I get a supah prize basket. If he loses I get nothing. Is it bad that I'm kinda wishing he gets voted off even though it means I won't get prizes?

But alas, I have TWO chances to win. Supah gives us a challenge each week that we have to compete in for immunity and we vote our friends each other off each week. Our first challenge was to send a homemade valentine to our host, Harv Spitenstein. We then had to post the valentine on our blog at some point. (I almost forgot.) So anyway...here's mine. 

Sorry this one is on it's side. I took it with my cell phone and can't figure out how to flip it.

Please just tilt your head. Thanks.

Yes, that is pink glitter scrapbook paper I used. 

If only I had been able to find some using pink feathers too....

And because it's too hard to read, here are the poems on each side:

Dearest Harv,

Don’t try to deny it, you know you want me.

There’s no possible way you wouldn’t pick me over Colby.

I heard you were feeling a little bit blue,

So I wrote this Survivor poem just for you.

Just flip it over and prepare to have your heart warmed.

You’ll fall for me, don’t say you weren’t warned.

*smooches™

Tyson (aka Princess)

Ode to Survivor

oh survivor how i love you so

rupert with his broken toe

stephanie and her dislocated shoulder

rob took on james and hit a boulder

sparks are flying between coach and jerri

the thoughts of that are pretty scary

cirie had a saying that was quite cute

“no one knows i’m gangsta in an oprah suit”

i’m stuck with tyson, a horrible player

but at least i didn’t get the DRAGON SLAYER

i love that JT is planning to flip the script

the thought of him as a villain makes me trip

sugar is gone after following Colby to the pisser

i don’t think i’m really gonna miss her

she annoyed everyone by being a nighttime talker

how does colby always end up with the stalker?

i’m so pumped about this season

heroes vs. villains is the reason

so many good personalities on this show

i’ll be parked in front of the tv on thursday’s you know! 

TEAM VILLAINS!!

The Skew - The Olympics Shlympics

My eye is better. Thanks for asking. I may need you all to be a witness in my pending lawsuit against Supah who tried to maim me for life a couple of weeks ago. If you missed the whole horrible episode...click here.

Ruthless isn't she?!

But I'm a fighter. <-------total lie

So I'm still here....pushing forward...giving my skew no matter what the consequences or flying objects. 

I'm sure the other ladies on the panel have written some great intro on their blogs. 


*sighs as she presses back of hand to forehead dramatically*


But I'm exhausted after our royal Olympic events at our castle this evening. 


I took one gold medal in Uno. 


The youngest prince took Gold in our dance off by doing "The Running Man." 


Big Poppa Prince was disappointed he had to settle for the silver and I'm sure Supah will be mad she didn't qualify for the finals. But she was disqualified by the Russian judge, Katarina aka Karma.


My other little princelet got his gold for eating left over mystery food (I wouldn't tell him what it was) from PF Changs. 

These medals lead me to this week's topic...

The Olympics

Do you like the Olympics? 

Do you watch? Do you even care? 

I bet when you were younger you went to Olympic parties and played drinking games leading up to the different events.

NOt me.

I was a good girl. 

I mean I AM a good girl!! Shut up.

I’m not really one to get too excited when the Olympics come around. Summer or Winter. Though if I were forced by gun point the prince to watch one or the other, I would probably pick summer. Most likely because it would mean it was summertime instead of wintertime...which would make me very happy. 

It might surprise you to know that I am not a big Olympics fan even though a nurse ASKED ME IF I WAS AN ATHLETE this week. Yes I’m still bragging about that.

I mean, I enjoy college football...any sport my boys play...and anything I get to watch in person. 


I’m even including golf in that mix since I got to go to the Masters one time andTiger Woods looked at me and smiled for a brief second, but I’m no longer excited about that since he was probably just looking at a hooker behind me. I also watched Kevin Costner and Jack Wagner play in a charity tournament once. (Something tells me MIITB will have to wiki Jack Wagner.)

I will admit that I quite enjoyed watching Michael Phelps win the gold by a fraction of a millisecond. I was accidentally watching that event, but was glad I did. 

It was kind of like the time we accidentally watched the women’s team win the World Cup in soccer that year with Mia Hamm and company or the day I happened to be in front to the TV when Dale Sr. went head first into the wall. It’s not like we ever normally watch soccer. (Unless my son is playing against my wishes.) And I certainly DO NOT ever normally watch Nascar! I would rather pluck my eyelashes off one by one...which I’m sure I would immediately regret, but still.....

So basically, the only value I see in the winter Olympics is that I have another picture to put on my fridge to keep me from eating ice cream. 

My "Motivational Posters"

Photo: Robyn Beck, AFP/Getty Images

Photo courtesy of my friend at Life in a Blue Zoo 
taken by her equally gorgeous sister at my request

If you want to see more of her, click her hiney. 

No really, go ahead and click. She won't mind. 

Tell her Princess sent you. :)

How do you feel about the Olympics? Do you watch?

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What I Meant to Say - 7th Edition

Chief is out on town boozing it up drinking diet Dr. Pepper flirting with the gay waiters in hopes of scoring an extra dessert hanging out on the lido deck writing blog posts in her head swimming with the dolphins on her cruise. But that's no excuse not to have fun while she's away. That's right boys and girls! We can still have fun with....




Want to join in the fun? Just write your post and then click the tag to link up. Meet new friends in this opportunity for group griping therapy. Oh, and Chief promised to bring back a bottle of rum pretty sea shell for everyone who participates this week. 


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When we were at the grocery store last week, the bag boy noticed my husband’s conference championship ring. 

Bag Boy: "Wow. That’s cool!"

Prince: "It’s from the last time we won the conference championship."

BB: "Man. I don’t even remember when that was."

Prince: "It was back in 1991."

BB: "Oh, yeah...I wasn’t born yet."

Cashier chimes in: "Me neither."

What I said: "Oh, you young kids are making me feel old."

What I meant to say: "Listen here you pimply faced hormonal mall rats...shut it before I call your mom and get your curfew changed to 9:00 pm."

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When I went to the doctor for a UTI general check up, the nurse took my pulse and said, 

Nurse: “Wow. Are you an athlete or something?”

Me: *insert puzzled look* “Ummm...no. But I married one and I had lunch with LL Buff Chick last week. Why?”

Nurse: “Your pulse is very strong.”

What I said: “Oh really? Hmm. Ok...great.”

What I meant to say:  “Really? You asked me if I was an ATHLETE?! Weren’t you the one who just took my weight today right after VALENTINES weekend? Is it opposite day? Is this Candid Camera? (Do you youngins even know what that is?) I love you so much! Will you marry me?” *kissy kissy*

Oh wait...that marriage proposal was totally inappropriate. But she has no idea how happy that made me considering the “milestone” birthday I will be avoiding in a few weeks and the Jack and Jill grocery duo who felt it necessary to snicker about not being born when we were in college.

Ok, you guys know the drill. Tell us what YOU meant to say and then link up. Go visit some of the other linker uppers too.

Post It Notes: Edition #14

And now....we bring you another edition of Post It Note Tuesdays!


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The Olympics.  Does anyone even give a "skate?"  What's your Skew.  Link up on Thursday!