Thursday, May 3, 2012

If running late was an olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist.

My mom would be my trainer.

My children would be my proteges.

My shoe sponsor would be because figuring out which pair I should wear to today is a large part of my success in running late.

When I retired, I could go around the world doing speaking engagements. (Word of advice to the organizers. Give me a call time 15 minutes before my actual call time.)

There are negatives to being a champion though....

Happy Hour becomes Happy 45 Minutes

Leisurely drives become NASCAR events.

Welcoming smiles become annoyed glares.

But let's be serious....I get 15 more minutes of beauty rest everyday. Otherwise, I'd look like this by now...

Wouldn't you rather wait on me?

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Who Wears Short Shorts?

Hooray! Today is May 1st! According to my mom, we can now wear shorts. 

Enjoy May boys and girls. Before you know it June 1 will be here and we can all jump in the pool finally. And you know what that means, right?


Are you beach body ready yet?