It's uses the android operating system.
I am in complete and utter love.
I am going to marry it and have it's babies.
I have been holding out FOREVER waiting for the iPhone to come to Verizon. I am a big Mac fan. I am also a big fan of good reception where ever I go...so I have been scouring the interwebz for info about when the iPhone is coming. I've fallen for every single one of the rumors....and learned how to deal with the bitter disappointments. While waiting for EONS, I've become curious about the whole android thing.
So the other day when the prince was getting a new phone, I asked the sales rep when they were getting the iPhone. My phone is a friggin' lemon and has not been sending out outgoing mail for several months now. It also freezes up nonstop. But I didn't want to use my upgrade to get the Droid X when I knew this time
I AM IN LOVE!!
Sure, the camera is pathetic and it doesn't even have a flash. (I can just keep a flashlight in my pocket.) And the keyboard is so tiny that it took me 10 minutes to type a simple sentence. But that was until I discovered Swype. After you get used to it, it is AWESOME! And you iPhone
But one of my mostest favoritest function is the VOICE TO TEXT feature. It is fantastic...for two reasons.
One, Oprah won't see me texting and driving and get all "but you signed a contract" with me. I can simply talk into the mic and it translates my voice to text.
The second reason? I will show you by posting a transcript of my convo with Chief.
(She suggests you take a bathroom break before reading below. Go ahead. I'll wait.)
Bladder empty? Good. Proceed.
Actual texting convo:
Me: I'm trying something out maybe it'll work better for texting
Chief: With the new droid?
Me: omg omg I just talked and texted you
Chief: What the eff? Yer such a showoff
Chief: So, even with your southern twang it works?
Chief: Say y'all...
Me: lol yes it under stance my southern twang
Me: Well kind of lol
Chief: Omg...I just peed
Me: Going to have fun with this
Chief: That right there is blog fodder
Me: fosho baby fo sho
Chief: Say kiss my grits
Me: I am got bush alright
Chief: BS...did you just say that outloud?
Me: this morning that was nice to say it got folks ok right
Chief: wtf
Me: Okay so it's not perfect
Chief: I am got bush?
Chief: Omg...I think you've had a stroke.
Me: It was supposed to say "oh my gosh it even got fo sho right!" LOL...sooooo doing a blog post!!
Me: I'm going in ToysRUs now
Chief: Have fuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn.
Pause for about an hour
Me: omg I almost lost my religion in toys r us
Chief: lmfao...I shop online...what are you doing in store dumba**?
Me: Don't wanna pay shipping
Me: playlist friggin cashier
Me: lowest
Me: low west
Chief: Omg!!! Hahahahahaha
Chief: Slowest?
Me: yeah fff (Trying to say yesssssssss)
Me: ya honey laughing to the could tell I was in a rush and she was hurtful
Me: What the????
Me: the guy behind me but laughing
Me: he could tell I was in a rush
Me: lady walks like a turtle
Chief: Omg...I hope you get this convo on blogger
Me: I'm in tears laughing
Chief: I'm going cross eyed
Me: I can't wait to hear that with everyone
Me: there
Me: share
Me: Took 3 tries probably my accent
The story I was trying to tell Chief was that I had the slowest cashier. And then I was in a rush to
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25 comments:
That's flippin hilarious! I have that on my phone too (Verizon as well - thanks for the tip-a-rooney about the you-know-what btw). What's really fun is listening to it cuss back at you. Especially f-bombs. Not that I ever do that you know. I just heard about it.
LMBO and I can't quit.
Wonder how Princess Droid's babies will talk???
I am *so* glad I pee'd first!
LMAO!
I would luv luv LUV an iphone! I am so jealous over my sisters!
I can only imagine all the Freudian slips my phone would make if I had a talk to text feature.
I should check...it probably does have one and I've just never figured out how to work it. lol.
That is freaking hilarious! Don't be doing that on Ping!chat with me, I'll be so confused I won't be able to keep up! ;)
I didn't pee first! I don't follow directions well.
That is very funny. Isn't the point of texting that you don't want to talk??
I saw the coolest game today. One of my students had one that shoes your feet on the screen and move your foot to kick a cartoon soccer ball. How does that even work?
I still think you were coming on to me.
Somehow the first time through I missed the part where the guy in front was "butt laughing"... I would have like to see that.
Lol!!!!!! I was sitting on the side of the bed giggling like a mad woman! Whew!
Thank you....both
I think I just pissed myself laughing! I'm so getting voice to text now!
LMAO!
Text to voice sounds awesome. I'm looking into that phone now.
Bahahaha! Awesome, reminds me of that website damnyouautocorrect.com! You will for sure pee yourself reading those things.
Hahaha. I haven't tried my voice to text yet. I always hit the button by accident though. I bet that once you get used to the Droid, you won't want an iPhone.
Bwahahahaha...that was freakin hilarious. You were right.
I long for talk to text but my spelling ocd would probably take over and my joy would be short lived sooooo, I'll just keep running with scissors. (shhh, that's code for breaking the law)
I pity your poor phone.
Trying to make sense out of you is quite the task for anything.
I love my droid! But talk to text scares me. Auto correct is bad enough.
That conversation is too funny! Enjoy the new phone!
Hahahahha you are ridiculous! I have heard of these text talking things but I could never get mine to work.
PS= new place. Much better. Won't name names. Don't want to be deleted.
HYSTERICAL! I am SO ready for an upgrade. My phone? The Verizon Juke. It's like talking into a lipstick. My husband gave it to me 2 Mother's Days ago. As he hands it over? He tells me he got it FOR FREE! Way to add to the romance, Hubbie. Let me introduce you to the family room couch.
Anyway, I think I want a Blackberry. Who knows. Anything would be better than my itty bitty can't text a flipping thing or see pics piece of shit. I'm so behind the times that instead of texting, I send smoke signals. Or tap out Morse Code.
I have serious phone envy right now.
Wait? So you did or didn't beat the kids home? And, does the iPhone have this? I must try for entertainment purposes only...
thank god you cleared up that "I am got bush" thing...I thought that was a new thing like a Brazilian wax, and I was like, "I haven't even tried a Brazilian yet and now I'm gonna have to go get bush..."
Hilarious post! Not jealous of your new toy though, can barely operate my stupid little phone with zero features.
As a nation, we have changed so much since we shed our Victorian influence. We used to worship Him, now we worship devices. I did find your post amusing though.
Kari needs to relax a bit.
Sahara expressed my thoughts exactly.
And talk to text? I am totally going that route next time I venture into the swirling sharks at Verizon
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