Dear Chocolate Chip Pizza from Pizza Inn,
You are of the devil.
I can't quit you.
Signed,
Jello Butt
(Disclaimer: I obviously snagged that pic from google images. The give away is that the plate only has two slices.)
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You know those little cans of extremely concentrated room sprays?
Husbands should not be allowed to operate them.
*cough cough* *gag* *wheeze*
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True Fact (According to Princess): 47 degrees and sunny starts to feel like 70 degrees when you've had so many bitter cold days in a row.
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The Princess of Sarcasm is now accepting offers to review vacation spots in Key West, Costa Rico, Turks and Caicos, or any other place where the winter attire includes flip flops...
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