Friday, January 21, 2011

Random Ramblings



Dear Chocolate Chip Pizza from Pizza Inn,


You are of the devil.


I can't quit you.


Signed,
Jello Butt


(Disclaimer: I obviously snagged that pic from google images. The give away is that the plate only has two slices.)

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You know those little cans of extremely concentrated room sprays?

Husbands should not be allowed to operate them.

*cough cough*  *gag*  *wheeze*




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True Fact (According to Princess): 47 degrees and sunny starts to feel like 70 degrees when you've had so many bitter cold days in a row.




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The Princess of Sarcasm is now accepting offers to review vacation spots in Key West, Costa Rico, Turks and Caicos, or any other place where the winter attire includes flip flops...





17 comments:

Unknown said...

LMBO I hear ya about the cold and if you get such a review I demand to be your partner in the review lol. Gene can keep the kids

Lothiriel said...

YES! We are in the desert and it's 25 degrees right now!! But I consider it a beautiful day since it's SUNNY!!!! I was even contemplating on taking the kid on a stroller walk, but then, I took my face out and my nipples got hard in less than a second, my ass squeezed in, so I guess not.

Meghan said...

Oh my goodness, that pizza looks like heaven! I want some.

Heather said...

My daughter followed her sister around the other day with Fabreeze instead of changing her diaper.

I had to leave!!!

Kmama said...

It was 7 degrees this morning, with wind chills in the negative double digits. Talk to me about cold.

of course, I am jet setting to Cancun in FIFTEEN days. ;-)

Crazy Shenanigans-JMO said...

The high here this week was 12. I can't wait for a 40 degree day!

Cap'n Salty said...

Heck yeah, that 40 today was nice and balmy!

Lisa said...

I am so with you on the 47 degree sunny days! I'm past tired of being cold!

Tracie Nall said...

There is chocolate chip pizza...how is it that I didn't know about this!??!

Anonymous said...

Mmmm, I want chocolate chip pizza! AND a trip to the beach.

Kristin said...

Ummm....so I've never even HEARD of that delicious fabulous-ness that is Chocolate Chip Pizza.

Before I head out the door to our local pizza place to demand chocolate....wanted to let you know I left something for you at:

http://kristinfunston.com/blog/awards/

Babes Mami said...

We were out at the park thursday and saying 'oh it's so nice and warm'!!

Pizza Inn must be better on your side of our woods, I like Stevie Bs sometimes!

mCat said...

What kind of evil empire creates a conocotion like that? Chocolate Chip Pizza - for the love! Thank goodness we don't have Pizza Inn here.

Pam said...

Must have the chocolate chip pizza NOW!

Ducky said...

This one time at band camp....oh wait...wrong story...

This one time, my brother-in-law thought he was being really funny and was following my sister out of the bathroom with what he thought was air freshener. He ended up dousing her in a whole can of lemon scented Pledge.

yea...probably only funny to me. But I'm laughing :-)

Anonymous said...

47? 35 feels like heaven lately. So sick of this weather!

That pizza looks delish..now I'm starving!

Stephanie said...

Oh my gosh how true! It is just below freezing here today BUT the sun is out..thinking I should get the bikini out? lol