Supah's Survivor Challenge-The Dating Game with Harv

Supah's Survivor Challenge was way less time consuming fun this week
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First...we had to design a muppet character. Mine was easy.

Meet (prin)Cessy Sarcasm...

Looks just like Mimi from The Drew Carey Show me, right?

Hawtness......fo sho.

Next, answer a serious of questions to try to win over Harv's icy cold heart in The Dating Game.

Tell me about yourself in 200 words or less.

Hello Haaaarvvv...I am a 29 year old (shut. up.) smokin’ hot puppet who likes to take long walks on the beach (well, as long of a walk as it takes to get to the ice cream cart), romantic dinners (fruity pebbles by candlelight is my fav) who is looking to do the dirty for a long term relationship with a like minded puppet such as yourself.

As you might have noticed, I am a bonafide princess....

OH YES, I AM!! 

*sticks tongue out, folds arms and looks away* 

So it will take a special kind of puppet to keep up with my demands desires. I’m certain you will make a good victim candidate. (Wait, what? Harv is selecting the date? Not me? What kinda idiot made that decision? Supah Mommy? Who the heck is that? Never heard of her....)

Anypuppet, I love the movie Muppets take Manhattan....one day I’m going to have my knights take Manhattan for me. My favorite song is “It’s Not Easy Being Green.” (See, I got my minions to do some research.) I also notice you like to do some hosting...so I’m guessing you like to be the center of attention. I have no problem stepping back and letting you have the limelight. <---Total lie. That will never happen. I will shove you aside much like Ms. Piggy manhandles Kermit.

The one thing I can sincerely promise you (if there is ever any sincerity with someone who has the last name “Sarcasm”) is to be the butt of all my jokes there will be lots of laughs.

If you were an ice cream, what kind would you be and why?

Chunky Bacon Chip, cuz I know how much Haaaarv likes the porkchops. 

*winky winky*

On a first date, what animal are you most like and why?

Laughing Hyena, no wait, that will be you. 

I would be.....a piranha, a bull, a lion...a UNICORN! Why? Cuz I like to be the center of attention for people to notice me.

Harv, I’ll do anything for you BUT...

Wait....I have to do stuff for you? This might not work out so well.....

On our first date I text you that I am sick, how do you respond?

That’s fine. I was worried about how I was going to schedule you and your brother in the same night anyway. Get well soon.



Ok, Harv. Those are my answers. You'll either love me or hate me, but either way, you won't be surprised by thinking you've picked someone icky sweet nice and then find out on the first date they are me bitchy. What I can guarantee is that you will have lots of fun and laugh.... All. Night. Long. *winky winky*

So pick me Harv! And we will leave those other puppets in the dust ride off into the sunset together.

We are down to five contestants left! If you want to see the other soon to be losers entries, click here.