Guess what time of year it is?!!!!!
Let's just say....Princess has been having a little too much fun this summer. For some reason I cannot go on vacation without
eating my way through the town putting on a few pounds. It took me quite some time to realize my fattness weight gain. Wearing comfortable, flowy skirts all summer will do nothing to remind you of your increasing buttocks.
My boys had their first baseball practice the other night and I threw on a pair of capris before we left because the temperatures had plunged to like
freezing 85 degrees at night.
(All you yankees can shut it. If you don't know that I am a sun bunny and not a snow bunny by now, you must be a newbie.)
Anyfatty, back to my story.... Those capri pants fit like a glove....
alleged OJ's glove. They were T-I-G-H-T. (And not the slang "tight" that means something good. The old meaning of tight that means....well....tight.)
After my revelation, I tried to put my fat hiney under the pillow. But alas, the Skinny Fairy did not show up. At first, I thought maybe she forgot....like the tooth fairy does on occasion. *ahem* So I did it again. Still...a no show.
At this point, I'm forced to lose the weight the old fashion way....
starving diet and exercise. I'm on day three and I miss butter am working through the hunger. I've managed to lose 3 lbs. (I know, I know...it's water weight. Don't rain on my parade!)
I need some accountability. Since apparently I cannot trust my skirts....
I am going to post a before pic and then when I lose the weight I will post an after pic.
After day 2.
Shut up. There is NOT any photoshopping deception involved here. I have no idea what you are talking about. My diet is really working. I am going to publish it and be a GAZILLIONAIRE.
Don't worry. I will take you all on a fabulous vacation...after we all lose our weight.
And we will look like this....
Wait...I mean like this....
Who's with me?