Thursday, October 8, 2009

Lost and Found

Found: Really nice pen.


(I’m assuming it’s a really nice pen due to the fact that the shaft is wrapped in leather. The kind of pen someone “royal” might use...a "princely pen.")












Location: IN THE DRYER!!!


Also Found: INK...on EVERYTHING!!







To Claim: Bring yourself to me....on bended knee...bearing chocolates, gift certificates (with no limits) to the mall, apologies, and promises of multiple girls night outs, ETC. (Notice the emphasis on ETC.) 


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.







*Update: Hairspray gets ink out of clothing!!! I only had to throw away the shirt that the pen was clipped to. I was able (after many hours, two rolls of paper towels, one can of Aqua Net, and three wash cycles) to get the other items to an acceptable level if not completely ink free. God bless Google and Aqua Net... 










I think I’m still going to the mall though...




6 comments:

Bryce said...

HA! Shaft. Wrapped in leather.

*giggling*

Serena said...

I like the multiple GNO's.

amybagwell said...

Da prince is in BIG trouble!!!

Princess of Sarcasm said...

Nah...it all turned out good. I learned a new trick! It was merely an opportunity for growth as an amazing wife and mother. I'm thinking with two boys I'll have to use this trick again!!!! Remind me to tell you about my opportunity with gum involving peanut butter....

Sabrina said...

Hey, you got Bryce to comment on your blog! Way to go, girl (even if it is a juvenile post...but what else can we expect from our boy?!)!!

I agree with you, the prince definitely needs to foot the bill for some retail therapy to help you deal with your post traumatic stress :)

Princess of Sarcasm said...

I expect nothing less (and certainly nothing more) from Bryce...

And to be fair....the prince always foots the bill for me. The first thing (ok, second...but I really shouldn't post the first thing) he said to me was "Go ahead and buy new stuff." But being the good princess I am, I used Google to find another way out of our jam.