Dear Black Volvo Station Wagon,
Kindly please pull ALL THE WAY FORWARD in the carpool line.
Seriously!!! Two spaces?! You leave a gap the size of two full-size cars between you and the car in front of you?!?
Why? Because you don't want your precious little ones to walk too far?
You realize you are contributing to the childhood obesity epidemic right?
You are also going to contribute to my propensity to become a serial killer if you don't cut. it. out!
(The drive to school was already excruciating enough thanks to getting behind my friend "Lucy" who apparently does not realize that thing on the floorboard to the right is the gas pedal. Not to mention we overslept and were trying our darndest to get to school on time so I wouldn't get the disapproving look from Mrs. Bulldog as we squealed in on two wheels.)
Back to the Volvo...not only did you hold the Princess up, you held up the entire line of crazed moms trying to look good in front of the powers that be.
Not a smart move Volvo.
You are now on my list...
Your Worst Nightmare