Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Under Attack

My bedroom is darkish. The only glow is from the screen on my laptop and the TV which is showing some program about Ultimate Fighting. *curse you Spike TV* Something is lurking in the shadows. I can hear it at times. I can feel it as well. I  slap at it, but it alludes me. I turn the lamp on. Don't see anything. Go back to looking at fashion boots on line.....


There it is again!


I freak out....start slapping my arm like crazy...it's a gianormous mosquito baring it's teeth! 

A mutant skeeter.....a mutant vampire skeeter...but not cute like Edward Cullen. Big, ugly, lanky skeeter. *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* I missed it. (How in the world could I have missed it?! It's ENORMOUS!)



Dear Lord, how am I going to be able to sleep now? It will surely eat me in my sleep. I'm all itchy now. I'm scared to turn the lamp off.  I hope I live through the night to blog again. If not, thanks for reading. Please have a party at my funeral. But don't invite the skeeter......


5 comments:

Sabrina said...

Don't worry sweetie, the massive spider under your bed will kill the mutant skeeter before in can get you!!

Poolside with the Girls said...

I'll be having nightmares now!

Steven Anthony said...

The goo on his face after smashing the bug is almost as disturbing as my hump day pic for yesterday.....I hope you did not get "carried" away in the middle of the night by some winged creature and you will live to blog another day;)

SupahMommy said...

u sent that effer here didnt' you??

let me tell you a post i have yet to post... we ahve an INFESTATION IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD OF MALE MOSQUITOES. biggest effers you've ever seen..

it's like .. when you see dandelioin fluff casually floating in the breeze and you smile..

imagine mosquitos and then cry.

yes. my life. right now.
thx a lot.

Princess of Sarcasm said...

I gave him your address and and a one way bus ticket.....enjoy.