An open letter to Boston College
Dear Fashion Director for Boston College,
I am curious. Who on earth approved the design for your horribly plain football helmets?
Sir....(assuming you’re a guy....and obviously not a gay one either.....otherwise we would not even be HAVING this discussion), did you formerly serve as a design intern with the Penn State Athletic Department?
Were you the one who picked the horrible shade of yellow orange for Tennessee?
I’m thinking you might have also had something to do with the entire mismanagement of Oregon’s public image....from their hideous uniforms to their stupid mascot name. (For my non football blog friends...they are the Ducks. Yes, you heard right.....DUCKS! Ooooooh, I fear the ducks. They are soooo scary!)
I have no problem with the rest of Boston College’s look....but why, dear Lord, would you ruin it with helmets the color of baby poop? Just sayin'..........
The Princess (who is currently not being sarcastic....she really wants to know!)