threatening to chop off fingers...ur my kinda girl....i threatened my 12 year old stepson...told him if he called me a bitch under his breath one more time he could go play in heavy traffic...it's been pretty quiet around here now...
Drives me nuts when the kids (or anybody for that matter) leave empty boxes in the cabinets or drinks in the fridge..... OR they try to be slick and leave like 1/8 inch in the package so they feel like they don't have to throw it away because it's not completely empty!! GEEZ, am I the only smart person in the house? :)
SA.....(in my mind that stands for smart @$$ instead of Steven Anthony)...they are up high in the pantry, but my little monkeys have figured out how to climb.
Currently I am stay-at-home mom who is also a Licensed Professional Counselor. I was dubbed "The Princess" by friends because of my prince of a husband who spoils me rotten. I'm just here trying to serve you nuggets from a southern fried princess. If you are one of those health food nuts, you need not apply. (KIDDING! Everyone is welcome. Even you nuts!)
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I love the last one! Swinging without fingers! At least the kid can't be butterfingers!
threatening to chop off fingers...ur my kinda girl....i threatened my 12 year old stepson...told him if he called me a bitch under his breath one more time he could go play in heavy traffic...it's been pretty quiet around here now...
i love it! sounds like my brother growing up!
I am so tired .. it is 8:17... two of the three are ready to go.. i sat down to read a few...
and am STILL laugin out loud .
good one princess
u may soon surpass me.
not yet though
don't get cockyeyed.
xoxoxo
i'll send you an email about YO prizey.
oxoxo
supah
Ha! That last one kills me! FUNNY!
LOL I love it!
Those are funny, and pretty true in our house too.
Drives me nuts when the kids (or anybody for that matter) leave empty boxes in the cabinets or drinks in the fridge..... OR they try to be slick and leave like 1/8 inch in the package so they feel like they don't have to throw it away because it's not completely empty!!
GEEZ, am I the only smart person in the house? :)
Good one. Love the threat! That's my parenting style!
love love love it : )
I think if u leave the poptarts in reach...well Im just saying... ;)
SA.....(in my mind that stands for smart @$$ instead of Steven Anthony)...they are up high in the pantry, but my little monkeys have figured out how to climb.
don't mess with the poptarts...that's all I have to say.
kisatrtle.....chocolate chip poptarts are my dirty little secret....
Chocolate poptarts? Is that healthy?
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