Yes? No? Someone? Anyone?
Oh, that's right....no one knows I'm here yet. Sooooo...I guess I'm just talking to myself. Good thing I have lots of practice.
I MEAN....good thing I like what I have to say!
Yes, that's what I meant. ;)
Not talking to myself...I would never admit to that in public.
Crap....just did it again. *whispers to self.... "shut. up. now."*
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Hey! I'm right here! I love you!!! (When I'm not looking at you in the mirror loathing your wrinkles and splotchy brown spots from being in the sun too much.)
I'll always be here for you................unless you fall into a deep depression..........and then you're all on your own. But if you develop schizophrenia....I (we) will be with you every step of the way!
Ok...this is too much proof that you DO talk to yourself too much......
Can you hear me cheering from across the street?! I'm thrilled with this!
I love you! I love you! I love you!!!!!!
Princess?! I don't think so..."All hail the QUEEN!!!"
****hearts****
Does the heart thing on facebook work here to? Hmmm.... <3
NOPE!! Grrrrrrr.
Well Princess, I guess someone actually told you that there are more places on the web other than Facebook. I can't believe you were offline for the 15 minutes it might have taken you to setup your blogspot account and write your first post. That said, I absolutely think you are the funniest most sarcastic Princess that has ever had the privilege to be made funny by all of her amazing friends. We do acknowledge and take full credit for your unbelievable success as a Facebook legend and now a cyberspace blogger. Now get your butt back on Facebook before someone gets wind of this and thinks the world is ending and the stock market crashes. Some of us out here are trying to invest and make money so we can retire one day.
OK, of course all of the above rant should be read in the sarcastic way it was meant. Love ya, Princess, keep up the great work.
Clif
I only read in sarcasm....no other language.
Oh, and you sound like my husband. I AM NOT ON FACEBOOK 24 HOURS A DAY!!! I swear.
Thanks Jasper! (Cuz I don't think I will ever be able to call you Clif.)
I will follow you IF you promise to quit STALKING me!!! Sheesh...everywhere I turn at my place of work....there you are!! Cafeteria, computer lab, hallways....
I'm wearing camo next time. You won't even see me.
My daughter just looked at the computer screen and said, "Princess of Sarcasm? You started a new blog?!" LOL...no wonder we found each other :)
Ok, take 3...I hope this works.
YYYYAAAAYYYY...Here I am!!! Where's the RED CARPET!?!?!?
Girrrrrrllll....we rolled that sucker up two days ago. Welcome. *pretends to blow party horn*
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