Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Princess goes Ghetto Redneck

Today is the inaugural post for Chief's very own blog carnival. 


And I am a pioneer....going into uncharted territory....one of the original participants.... 


I will have bragging rights forevah! 


And since I am sure that this thing will be uber big and will catapult Chief right over on to Ellen before Mama Kat (but after Dooce went to Oprah)  I will be excited for her. 


(Mainly because I am sure she will get tickets for me, Supah , and Mommy is in the Bathroom to chaperone go with her. And we'll probably all blog about our little road trip to the Ellen show....and there may be some celebrity stalking. But don't worry! I'm going to keep my new super small video camera on ready at all times.....so I don't miss the blog worthy shots like I am so famous for.)


*sigh*







What I meant to say Wednesdays....that's what Chief calls it.


I think I might rename it for myself this week. 


I'm thinking...


 "What would Princess say if she was ghetto redneck?"


You know, like the girls on Real Housewives of Atlanta meet the Beverly Hillbilly's.




To whomever rang my doorbell this morning on the first day the kids went back to school when I went back to sleep was still in my pajamas and hard at work doing laundry.....


"Oh no you DI-int juss rang my doooooorbell dis early when my chilrens iz finally back at school!" *waving finger*


(In real life, the polite princess hid until they went away so as to not scare them to death by answering the door in her polar fleece jammies with no bra and "natural" face.)




To the customer service representative who explained that my credit card was frozen because of "unusual activity" (Read: we don't use credit often, but we bought all our Christmas gifts on it this month so we can get more airline miles....Hello!? Wouldn't it be EXPECTED that there would be a spike in activity in December?!)


"You done gone and froze up my account? Thanks fo embarrassin' me in front  of Junior, Bubba Sue, and all those other peoples at the Waffle House when my card was deNY'ed!! Oh, you di-int MEAN to embarrass me? Well I'm not goin' to MEAN to cut chew either. What did you say yo name iz? Uh huh, you want me to give you my social sacurity number, but you don't want to give me yer name? Are you skurred of me? Well you betta be."




To Weight Watchers who obviously thinks I'm fat again since they keep sending me "Come back" junk mail 4 years after I lost weight......


"You think I'm fat?! I'm not fat! Yo mama iz fat! In fact, Yo mama iz so fat....you need a Garmin so you don't get lost on your way home after trying to find yo way around her big ol' booty!"



So what did YOU wish you had said, but your mama's raising led to you to be polite instead? Go ahead and say it. And then go on over to Chief's and link up. 


But first, go over to Meeko's and help me win a $20 gift card to Jo Nell 'n Ems Bait, Tackle, Liquor Store, Post Office & Hot Dog Stand Starbucks or whatever other corporate establishment I choose. Tell him Princess sent you! *smooches™





35 comments:

Chief said...

Dude the Meeko thing is killing me! lmao

I send each of you $20 for hell sakes

Did you notice that I linked you right in my title on the post

RIGHT THERE IN BOLD!!!!

Shell said...

I totally love this!

I think I almost woke up one of my sleeping kiddos, I was laughing so hard.

Hubs didn't move, though, he's snoring like a wild beast.

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

That was fabulous princess!!

singedwingangel said...

roflpimp ok so not fair I can't do ghetto I can only do white Madea lost in the Ky backwoods, but it's still skeery

Wym said...

Awesome, I haven't laughed that hard all week.

Steven Anthony said...

you do ghetto well for a princess;)

Epiphius said...

credit card companies suck! I had mine "frosted" at one point and it was totally not my fault!

Amber said...

Awesome! I love your version of it!

Tracie said...

Can I nominate you to be the new Real Housewife of Atlanta??? Really, I'll pay for you to move there! I just want to see those women get locked in a room with you for a couple of hours...just sayin!

Oh no you Di-int just make me spit out my sweet tea I laughed so hard!!

kys said...

You iz da Queen of The Ghetto. Luvs it!

Ed Adams said...

Funny stuff.

Probably will be funnier when I get my Ebonics dictionary and come back.

Until then...

Your Momma!

Poolside with the Girls said...

Are you going to break out into "Tardy for the Party"

I can feel it coming!!!

Working Mommy said...

MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love it!!!

~WM

Kmama said...

Oh dear lord. I can just imagine you saying those things, moving your neck around in a circle, and wagging your finger. The image is just too much!! LOL Awesome.

Jane Ug-Lbc said...

LMAO!! And don't forget to sigh and suck your teeth with a Loud SMACK after every other word!

Evonne said...

This is awesome! My son thinks something's wrong with me cuz I'm laughing so hard!

The Manic Mommy said...

I can see you swaying back & fourth with your lips pooched out while writing this! Maybe even throwing up a redneck gangsta sign at the end! This was hilarious!

you = funny as hell
me = addicted to your blog

Have a good day Prinzes!

JennyMac said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

and I have now seen Meeko's name about 20 times this am. lol.

Kimi@SoManyKids... said...

I love this. Must participate today!!

Barbaloot said...

I think my cc account would freeze if I didn't have a lot of activity on it. The reps would probly think I'd died...

Heather @ Two Little Monkeys said...

Haha those are great!

Meeko Fabulous said...

Ahem . . . *cough* . . . ahem . . . I live right up the street from Ellen . . . *cough* . . . I wanna go too!!! ;)

Jessica Jones, ATL Mom of 3 said...

I ALWAYS hide from the doorbell

Sunday said...

I think you are lucky to even have a Credit Card account that is usable at all (or was...ahem.)
Mine were all frozen a year ago when my ex lost his job, stopped paying child support, and left me begging on the doorstep of social services for a handout.
Thankfully that is all behind me now...but the credit cards.
Still frozen.
*sigh*

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

I think I am lovin' this new wednesday thing> I can get behind these!

carissajaded said...

I'm definitely gonna have to do this next week!! Great post! And eff Weight watchers. They are doing the same to me. But the Biggest Loser People keep calling me too, which really makes me mad!

Erin said...

Magnificent job, Princess! Love it!

WhisperingWriter said...

I love how Ellen dances. Then I get the songs she plays on her show in my head for the rest of her day..

Mae Rae said...

i agree with chief! Meeko? i think he beta be given ya'll the cards!

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

Fo'shizzle.

Shelle-BlokThoughts said...

Hey join the club! Weight Watchers thinks I'm fat also!!! lol! Great post girl!

The Blue Zoo said...

LOL You are just too funny!!

Although I really dont get why everyone loves Ellen so much?? Is it just me?

Proud Nana said...

Look out your front door! It may have been the delivery man with your new stools!

CrazyAssMomma said...

those asshats @ WW keep sending me mail too.
nevermind that i actually SHOULD go there (shhhhhh!)

also..... y'all need a 4th on that celebrity stalking trip to ellen, count me in :)

oh, and damn. love the redneck accent. you totally got that NAILED.

Corrie Howe said...

Isn't the fact that Weight Watchers is sending things a year later a good indicator that their program doesn't work for most people?

I'm with Chief. I'm going to send people $20 just so every blog I visit isn't selling him.