Thursday, January 28, 2010

Day Three of Blog Therapy-Thankyouverymuch

Have mercy! With all these blog carnivals running around....who needs to leave the house for therapy anymore? 


Between Supah's Post It Note Tuesdays, Chief's What I Meant to Say Wednesdays, Kmama's Thank You Very Much Thursdays...I don't have much time to do any spontaneous blogging. 


I feel like I've been holed up at some therapy camp with Dr. Phil....except without all the yelling and stupid metaphors....no wait....I think there was a little yelling...but I don't remember any metaphors.


Anyfreud,


I am much more emotionally stable now....which trust me...is a really good thing for us all. I'm also able to practice getting a backbone standing up for myself.


So here goes...



The Daily Dribbles



To the wintry mix that's scheduled to arrive this weekend when I have plans for dinner and a movie with my girlfriends after MONTHS, and MONTHS, and MONTHS of the Prince being in the woods hunting leaving me at home with the kids....thankyouverymuch.


To the annoying show off, know-it-all person who is involved because you want to be in the know (not because you want to make things better) and whom I know is involved in stirring up trouble cause I am a therapist and I analyze EVERY. SINGLE. WORD. YOU. SAY. as well as interpret your body language...I'm on to you....thankyouverymuch.


To the diet I started 4 days ago (and not in January because you all were doing it gung ho then and I am a rebel renegade stubborn nonconformist hard headed *sigh* diet hater)....I am starving....please hurry up and get me over the hump and into the zone....thankyouverymuch.


To my twitter friends who did NOTHING to help talk me off the Girl Scout cookie ledge on day two....thankyouverymuch. Supah told me to jump. Just "weight" and see how supportive I'm going to be for her Skinny Chics in Sumo Suits challenge .


To the medical morons responsible for telling my friend Kmama who had to stress all night about taking her baby to be sedated and get an EEG today only to show up and find out the machines were acting up and they would be put on a standby schedule, but possibly will not be able to do it today at all even though she took the day off work....thankyouverymuch.


To the 240 million dollar lottery ticket who refuses to be bought by me so that I can make the world a better place, meet relatives I never even knew I had, and buy lots of pretty shoes....thankyouverymuch.


Now run on over to Kmama's Daily Dribbles to link up with other snarky thankful bloggers. And give Kmama some love while you are there. But please, no inappropriate groping and grabbing or JDaddy/Dawg will have to punch you out like he almost had to punch out Jared Leto . 


UPDATE: My link on Supah's Mr. Linky is wrong! This is an old post! If you want the current one go HERE!





30 comments:

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SupahMommy said...

i see you didnt' jump.
:)
it is called TOUGH LOVE counselor.
you are welcome.
i hope you chugged a sleeve of cookies then,
xoxox
supah

Jenn said...

Seriously, are you being spammed in your comments? WTF?

Diet schmiet. YOU CAN DO EEETTTT!

Loves YOUUUUU!

The Blue Zoo said...

What, you dont like know it all helpers? I do. They are easy to mess with. Just screw with her head a little. It will make you feel better!

Tell her she has a booger in her nose.

Margaret said...

Go and eat being hungry won't do anything but make you grumpy. All you gotta do is eat veggies and what not.

LMJ said...

I'm still so not used to eating little. I miss my poptarts!!

Seriously, where is that lottery ticket.

Christine said...

"The Girl Scout Cookie Ledge" just about made me come undone!!! :P

Meeko Fabulous said...

I bought a whole case of Girl Scout cookies . . . <3 u . . . ;)

Poolside with the Girls said...

"To the annoying show off, know-it-all lady who "helps out" because you want to be in the know"


For a minute there I thought you were directing that at me and I was extreemly offended. Then I remembered that you can't actually SEE my body language *sticking tounge out at you* and also I'm not big on helping out so...I guess I'm off the hook. Whew, that was close.

What's your diagnosis for me? Lazy with a touch of paranoia?

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

I'm glad to know you were talking to Poolside & not me. I am helpful. Damn it!

Tracie said...

I want to know what happened to all the friggin Girl Scouts in my neighborhood?? We were not approached by any this year - not even at work. I need my Thin Mints!

Shell said...

I totally blank out when I see the words "Girl Scout cookies." I just want to eat them. You could have written "Girl Scout cookies are filled with rat poison this year" and all I would have said was ooooh, girl scout cookies.

WTH is up with our weather? They are even saying that we could get snow tomorrow. Even though it's in the 60s right now.

carissajaded said...

Ahh agreed on the lottery ticket. I just don't understand why it doesn't want me to win!!!

And our weather too!! It is still fairly warm, but tonight we may even get snow.. in tejas! WHATTT?

Kate said...

Mmmmm girl scout cookies! someone should make an all samoa and thin mint diet. I'd totally knock that one out of the park. Yep.

Rachel said...

Diets suck.

Oh No about Buster's test :(

Ed Adams said...

I see you forgot to Thank Me for being AWESOME again.

I'll let you slide this once.

Tami G said...

LMAO
what DID we do before blog therapy? ha ha
well.......
I know what I did.....
alot of YELLING (huh? )
now I don't do that anymore (YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!)

are all these comments talking about how yummy girl scout cookies are HELPING you with the diet thing?!!!! ;-)

Rudy Rukus said...

I am getting my therapy by reading every one's hilarious posts! Thanks for that!!

Erin said...

I did a vlog today about Girl Scout Cookies--they are EVIL!
;-)

Kmama said...

Hey, I tried to tell you to freeze the girl scout cookies. YOu told me you wanted them!!

Seriously, why can't anyone be involved in a group without at least one mother trouble-maker??

Thanks for the concern about Buster...and for linking up!

Daffy said...

If you pack all the Girl Scout cookies in hubs lunch then you can be mad when he's eaten them all....temptation solved.

Mrs. Lovely said...

Girl Scout cookies are so good. EAT THEM!! :)

Just Another Momma said...

I so badly need a lottery ticket . . . and actually win it.

Don't eat the cookies!!!!!!!!! Don't jump!!!!!!!!!!!

;) You can do it!!

Mommy is in the Bathroom said...

Don't you read the news? Two lottery winners died this week, one was hit by a car and another was found buried in cement.. you don't want to win the lottery.

Besides, honestly, didn't you just say the other day you won the lottery of life by meeting me? Pretty sure I remember that :) <---------------------- serious. lmfao

Confessions From A Working Mom said...

Yeah, I'm no good avoiding Girl Scout cookies either. I may have purchased 7 boxes from my co-workers daughter for my family of three... and the baby won't eat those cookies yet, so really, just for a family of two!

~Elizabeth
Confessions From A Working Mom

Tgoette said...

Every time I think about going on a diet I think about those poor Girl Scouts and how, without my generous support, they wouldn't have a chance to do the activities they do. I know it's a sacrifice, but the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...or the one. Plus I really like thin mints.

Hair Bows & Guitar Picks said...

I am so bad that I have to eat my Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies with Eddy's Think Mint Ice Cream...Diet...HEll NO!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Starving?! Me too. But I have a bikini to fit into. Sigh.

-love me and my grumbling tummy

Twincerely,Olga said...

love your list.Especially the lottery ticket!!!I hear ya!

Tammy said...

Day 3 was the hardest day for me! I was starving...eat popcorn. Low cal but it fills you up! :)