Friday, December 4, 2009

AMBER ALERT for O!!! Please Help!





RED ALERT!!


This is a missing persons bulletin.


Oprah has been abducted!!!!! 


She has been replace by this Tyra Banks-ish looking woman.



I couldn't find the picture I was really looking for. Has anyone else noticed the promo pic on TV this year? She is ridiculously photoshopped. Check out this video to see some interesting photoshopping...







Now, I know that someone else did this photoshop video....but I'm positive Oprah has final approval of the images that are used for her promotional spots in the media.


I don't understand. She is a fat, black, southern woman who worked her tail off against all odds and WHO BECAME ONE OF THE RICHEST, MOST INFLUENTIAL WOMEN OF ALL TIME!!!! 


Must she be a supermodel too? 


How are the rest of us supposed to be comfortable in our own skin when someone like Oprah isn't? 


I want to see real pics of you Oprah! 


You make me feel better about my poor, underachieving self because at least I am slightly skinnier than you....oh, and I have beautiful children.... 




....that don't lick my face and pee on my carpet.................anymore.............like yours do.









If anyone finds Oprah, please return her to Lost & Found.....Stedman, or Gayle, or Obama will be by to pick her up shortly.....


14 comments:

Amber said...

Thats crazy I hadn't seen that yet. oh I forgot to ask you and I remebered randomly the other day and then forgot again only to be reminded again when i watched desperate housewives last night...did you ever see Eva Longoria when you were in San Antonio????

Jessica said...

Wow! I had no idea you could do all that on Photoshop!

Heather @ Two Little Monkeys said...

I'll turn her in if I find her.

Shell said...

Sorry, but I'll hold her for randsom if I actually find her.

Kmama said...

ha ha ha. That's pretty funny.

Your boys are adorable!!

Corrie Howe said...

This was way to funny. I loved it, loved it, loved it.

Jenn said...

I wish I was good with PS. I would be takin' off all sorts of chins and shit. :)

Sabrina said...

If Oprah reads this, YOU are going to go missing next!!!

Steven Anthony said...

I unlike most do not like her, she has a summer house near my home and when u see her out and about, she is rude....I think she is the anti christ.....no photo shop pic can improve her image as far as Im concerned....anywho, I know most love her, and thats cool;)

SupahMommy said...

THAT'S ACTUALLY ME PHOTOSHOPPED. PRIncess. you so good with photoshop..

gimme some lessons.

xoxoxox

Jessica said...

I'm going to side with you and say that she has to approve everything...just like every other person who tries to claim that they had nothing to do with it!

And...I'm amazed at the PS video. I use it a lot, but I never knew that it was capable of that. HOLY COW! I could look amazing.

AudreyO said...

I had never really thought about it, but yea you're right if she has to impress others physically then what message is she shouting to the world?

Chief said...

I am surprised by this. She seems like such an advocate for the "raw woman" persona. kinda disappointed

kys said...

That is very hypocritical of her.

Also, I must learn how to Photoshop asap.