This is a missing persons bulletin.
Oprah has been abducted!!!!!
She has been replace by this Tyra Banks-ish looking woman.
I couldn't find the picture I was really looking for. Has anyone else noticed the promo pic on TV this year? She is ridiculously photoshopped. Check out this video to see some interesting photoshopping...
Now, I know that someone else did this photoshop video....but I'm positive Oprah has final approval of the images that are used for her promotional spots in the media.
I don't understand. She is a fat, black, southern woman who worked her tail off against all odds and WHO BECAME ONE OF THE RICHEST, MOST INFLUENTIAL WOMEN OF ALL TIME!!!!
Must she be a supermodel too?
How are the rest of us supposed to be comfortable in our own skin when someone like Oprah isn't?
I want to see real pics of you Oprah!
You make me feel better about my poor, underachieving self because at least I am slightly skinnier than you....oh, and I have beautiful children....
....that don't lick my face and pee on my carpet.................anymore.............like yours do.
If anyone finds Oprah, please return her to Lost & Found.....Stedman, or Gayle, or Obama will be by to pick her up shortly.....