But never fear, I spent 30 minutes searching through a gazillion emails until I found the proof...and sent it to her.....not that it really matters who gets the credit.
AnyHOOO....here's my list:
5. The makers of Chocolate Chip Poptarts...aka Princess's Cracktarts.
I wish I had never put one in my mouth....ever.
I love, love, love chocolate chip poptarts. I had to quit buying them altogether.
My poor youngest heir loves them too.....but he has to make due with chocolate fudge, s'mores, chocolate chip cookie dough....none of which I am tempted by.
On another note...is there any difference between serving poptarts or a Hershey bar for breakfast?
I'm thinking probably not....
4. The Crap(py) Blog Detective.
I will not post a link to this dipwad's blog, nor will I scarf a pic of him and draw devil horns on it.
I beg of you not to go try to find his blog and up his viewership stats at all.
He is a miserable little man who surfs blogs and writes unfounded, stupid, irrelevant, and rude comments.
My opinion of him (and yes, this is my professional therapist opinion) is that he is a lonely, loveless, miserable, loser prick.
I think he has a stupid (crap) blog where his only visitors are people who he said ugly things to and they find his blog and defend themselves call him names cuss him out comment back.
There are some other words I have for him, but I'm bored talking about him already.
3. Politicians....every single last one of them....the ones I voted for and the ones I didn't vote for.
They are all letting us down.
Surely this is not the way George Washington was.....or was it?
I don't feel that there is one single politician who is truly working "for the people."
They do, however, work for their own agenda.
2. Spencer Pratt....I really feel like this one needs NO explanation.
If it does...wiki/google him. I'm sure there's enough said about him on the interwebz to prove my selection is a worthy one.
1. Tiger Woods himself. Again....no explanation needed...unless you live under a rock.