Thursday, December 31, 2009

No More Turkey Necks

Here's another Texas post that I never got around to doing before Christmas. And this one involves a VIDEO!!

That's right boys and girls....I'm going all Martin Scorsaysee Scorsee Skorsessy James Cameron on you!

Or...more accurately....I took a video on my crappy, tiny little camera cuz it was all I had at the time.

HOWEVER, I now have this little gem to carry around.



Thank you Prince!! *smooches™


Okay, back to the story....


When the prince and I went to Texas, we went to his buddy's wedding. 


There were lots of photo ops at all the wedding festivities. 


Like, seriously....before Facebook, I don't think people took nearly the amount of pictures they do now. 


I'm pretty sure I was photo'ed and tagged more times than Pamela Anderson. 


Wait....did that come out right?


ANYWAY.....(that was for you MIITB )


There was much debate on how to pose for pictures. 


It became quite the hot topic. 


And because I love all both of my blog readers.....I present you with the following tutorial. Starring Snake and his held at gunpoint willing assistant, Newly Single Guy. (That's right ladies. He's back on the market. Clear your datebooks. Cuz I will be happy to pimp him out.)


On a side note, Newly Single Guy has some AWESOME dance moves that I will get on video the next time we go to Texas. 


The prince and I have been laughing about "the lawnmower" and the "grocery shopper" ever since we've been back home. 


It. Is. Classic. 


Look for it in July 2010.


But for now....here is the photo tutorial for your viewing pleasure.









20 comments:

Lee the Hot Flash Queen said...

That is hysterical!! The down and up!! LOL!!

Working Mommy said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Love it!!

~WM

Shell said...

That is hilarious!

I'm jealous of your video camera. I got a Flip for Christmas last year and I've heard how much better yours is. Damnit.

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

I just saw that the bride and groom were cutting the cake in the background while we were in video production. I wondered how I totally missed the cake festivities! Snake's trophy wife is in the background getting it on video while I'm filming her hubby's public service announcement.

The Manic Mommy said...

The down & up! Hilarious!

Kmama said...

OMG. Hilarious. My boys want to know why I'm "smy-wing". LOL

My bro got one of those cameras this year too.

Jessica said...

Niiiiiice. Please tell him thanks. I now know how to take pictures tonight. :)

Mae Rae said...

that is so funny. I had to show it to my sixteen year old who i have said for the past three years looks like a turkey when I take his picture.

Jenn said...

I LURVE it! The down and up, followed by the bend and snap, right?

Evonne said...

So THAT'S how to take a good picture!

Too funny!

Heather @ Two Little Monkeys said...

I must remember the down and up from now on when I get my picture taken...lol! Love the video.

carissajaded said...

Oh my goodness this is just fantastic hahahahaha! Thanks for sharing and happy new year!

Tracie said...

The down and up.......lol....maybe I should show this to my picture phobic husband.

Bryce said...

He is so hot.

The Princess of Sarcasm said...

Bryce...do you use a loofa in the shower too?

Bryce said...

What the hell's a shower?

Amber said...

I love This video!!! It's HILARIOUS!

Mommy is in the Bathroom said...

Haha! That is hilarious! I love ur dirty jokes

It's like the photog version of the bend and snap... legally blonde anyone? hello....

SupahMommy said...

UH YESSS!! JENN FAB and I BOTH GOT it!!

BEND AND SNAP!

dude version

Corrie Howe said...

How cute. Loved the smiles.