Supah's Survivor Challenge #1

I am a huge Survivor fan. So when I heard that SupahMommy was planning a Survivor game...I was all in. We all got to pick a member from the cast, but I got to pick near the end and all that was left was like Coach, Randy, Tyson, and some chick I didn't remember. So naturally, I flipped a coin until it I didn't have to pick Coach picked Tyson. Tyson revolts me. But he's my guy...until he gets voted off. If he wins, I get a supah prize basket. If he loses I get nothing. Is it bad that I'm kinda wishing he gets voted off even though it means I won't get prizes?

But alas, I have TWO chances to win. Supah gives us a challenge each week that we have to compete in for immunity and we vote our friends each other off each week. Our first challenge was to send a homemade valentine to our host, Harv Spitenstein. We then had to post the valentine on our blog at some point. (I almost forgot.) So anyway...here's mine. 

Sorry this one is on it's side. I took it with my cell phone and can't figure out how to flip it.

Please just tilt your head. Thanks.

Yes, that is pink glitter scrapbook paper I used. 

If only I had been able to find some using pink feathers too....

And because it's too hard to read, here are the poems on each side:

Dearest Harv,

Don’t try to deny it, you know you want me.

There’s no possible way you wouldn’t pick me over Colby.

I heard you were feeling a little bit blue,

So I wrote this Survivor poem just for you.

Just flip it over and prepare to have your heart warmed.

You’ll fall for me, don’t say you weren’t warned.

*smooches™

Tyson (aka Princess)

Ode to Survivor

oh survivor how i love you so

rupert with his broken toe

stephanie and her dislocated shoulder

rob took on james and hit a boulder

sparks are flying between coach and jerri

the thoughts of that are pretty scary

cirie had a saying that was quite cute

“no one knows i’m gangsta in an oprah suit”

i’m stuck with tyson, a horrible player

but at least i didn’t get the DRAGON SLAYER

i love that JT is planning to flip the script

the thought of him as a villain makes me trip

sugar is gone after following Colby to the pisser

i don’t think i’m really gonna miss her

she annoyed everyone by being a nighttime talker

how does colby always end up with the stalker?

i’m so pumped about this season

heroes vs. villains is the reason

so many good personalities on this show

i’ll be parked in front of the tv on thursday’s you know! 

TEAM VILLAINS!!