Thursday, February 18, 2010

Supah's Survivor Challenge #1

I am a huge Survivor fan. So when I heard that SupahMommy was planning a Survivor game...I was all in. We all got to pick a member from the cast, but I got to pick near the end and all that was left was like Coach, Randy, Tyson, and some chick I didn't remember. So naturally, I flipped a coin until it I didn't have to pick Coach picked Tyson. Tyson revolts me. But he's my guy...until he gets voted off. If he wins, I get a supah prize basket. If he loses I get nothing. Is it bad that I'm kinda wishing he gets voted off even though it means I won't get prizes?

But alas, I have TWO chances to win. Supah gives us a challenge each week that we have to compete in for immunity and we vote our friends each other off each week. Our first challenge was to send a homemade valentine to our host, Harv Spitenstein. We then had to post the valentine on our blog at some point. (I almost forgot.) So's mine. 

Sorry this one is on it's side. I took it with my cell phone and can't figure out how to flip it.
Please just tilt your head. Thanks.

Yes, that is pink glitter scrapbook paper I used. 
If only I had been able to find some using pink feathers too....

And because it's too hard to read, here are the poems on each side:

Dearest Harv,
Don’t try to deny it, you know you want me.
There’s no possible way you wouldn’t pick me over Colby.
I heard you were feeling a little bit blue,
So I wrote this Survivor poem just for you.
Just flip it over and prepare to have your heart warmed.
You’ll fall for me, don’t say you weren’t warned.
Tyson (aka Princess)

Ode to Survivor
oh survivor how i love you so
rupert with his broken toe
stephanie and her dislocated shoulder
rob took on james and hit a boulder
sparks are flying between coach and jerri
the thoughts of that are pretty scary
cirie had a saying that was quite cute
“no one knows i’m gangsta in an oprah suit”
i’m stuck with tyson, a horrible player
but at least i didn’t get the DRAGON SLAYER
i love that JT is planning to flip the script
the thought of him as a villain makes me trip
sugar is gone after following Colby to the pisser
i don’t think i’m really gonna miss her
she annoyed everyone by being a nighttime talker
how does colby always end up with the stalker?
i’m so pumped about this season
heroes vs. villains is the reason
so many good personalities on this show
i’ll be parked in front of the tv on thursday’s you know! 



Just Another Momma said...

ahahahahaha. I love it! The pretty pink hearts but mostly the Valentine to Harv.

Sunday said...

It is posts like these that make me wish I still watched TV.
Good luck!

Living Life Out Loud said...

Im not a huge Survivor fan but I must say that the poem absolutely cracked me up!! :)

Meeko Fabulous said...

Team villains indeed! ;)

CountessLaurie said...

Nice one. I am going to have to say that I am glad I am not a judge. These are some freaking funny valentines!!!

Shell said...

Damn, I hate that we are on different teams. Love that pose! LOL

Lisa said...

I thought the same thing Shell said and I love your card!

Evonne said...

Awesome job! Go villains!

Amber said...

So cute! But I still think villians are going down. lol :)

Michelle Pixie said...

I am still trying to get into my therapist after seeing Tyson in his Speedo last week. *shudder* He really does creep me out! But you are right in choosing him over the dragon slayer. BLECH! And I don’t even want to begin to think of the dragon slayer and the black widow procreating…Check Please!!

Pam said...

Awesome poems!

The Manic Mommy said...

Thats a great card! Im diggin it! But I think the Heroes may win this week - we need a winning week lol!

April (Mama is on the Potty) said...

I am team Villians, well...because I am a bad girl! lol I really like the bad guys. My fav is Russell, who I think will be gone pretty fast...that is if the stupid heros can ever win an immunity challange...suckas! lol

Love your Valentine!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE your poem! How did I not know you were Tyson?! He's so scrawny he'll probably keel over before he gets voted off!

Ed said...

What's Survivor?

I always thought that was the one little turd that comes back after you flush.

"Hey look! We have a survivor!"

The Grasshoppa aka: Triplets Plus Two Momma said...

but, but, but,,,,,I thought we were friends? Go Villians? Boo :(

Adorable card, though. Don't tell my tribe mates i said that.

The Grasshoppa aka: Triplets Plus Two Momma said...

but, but, but,,,,,I thought we were friends? Go Villians? Boo :(

Adorable card, though. Don't tell my tribe mates i said that.

Housewife Bliss said...

we dont have that show over in London, but it does look rather interesting, especially since all you fab ladies are loving it.

Kmama said...

Those poems are awesome. How cool that you managed to work in "pisser". LMAO!

SupahMommy said...

Freaking riot.


o m g.

* not judging
im no puppet nor pig

Hillbilly Duhn said...

I'm a huge survivor fan!! I loved this!

Daffy said...

Everyonce in a while I wish I had time to sit infront of the boob tube....

Great poems! Best of luck

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Go you!!!! I hope you win and stuff!

Adoption of Jane said...

YOU ROCK!!!!!!! We are kicking Hero Butt!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Survivor? Is that on before or after Yo Gabba Gabba?

(Your comment cracked me up! Thanks.)